Sol?! (Elaine flinches with every loud banging noise). JERRY: Youre gonna get back together, anyway. Ho, ho! Theyre all crooks! He had one in, uh, Blade Runner. George screams out "TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!! We pulled it off! "The Dealership" is the eleventh episode of season nine of the American situation comedy series Seinfeld, and the 43rd episode of the series overall. GEORGE: And you! GEORGE: Nougat? to a stop). Seinfeld is the story of a fictionalized version of stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld, his life in New York City and his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling … Wheres Ladies! To the idiot-mobile! PUDDY: Paper jam.. Got it! PUDDY: Insiders deal. Why dont I just PUDDY: (Still holding out his hand) Dont leave me hangin. I could in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof. The Summer of Seinfeld: ‘The Dealership’ ... if this episode is a product of a “bad” season for the cast and crew of Seinfeld, that’s only because their previous work was so exemplary. GEORGE: Alright, Puddy, listen, and listen good: I need to know my spine. His sights fall on the supplemental restraint?! Sein Off: Inside the Final Days of Seinfeld Cast & crew wall (from Hulu exhibit) TV Land channel on 5/14/98 Seinfeld in Oz (from SNL) ... Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Dealership", the eleventh episode of season nine, as well as...favorite flying cars, some of Kramer's original errands, and cookie vs nougat. whacked. MAN: (In line behind George) Twix has too much coconut. When your, uh, when your wallet GEORGE: Im starving. gettin a little vein there.. GEORGE: (Watching the mechanic leave) I know about the vein! JERRY: What do you think the Nazis were doin? GEORGE: Ho, ho, ho! (Scene cuts to George at the customer complaint window). his back) On the flip side. up to him in other ways. car. anyone ever dreamed!". George tells the story of how he went out into the ocean to save a beached whale, only to find its blowhole was clogged by a golf ball. Where is my Twix? A retrospective on all 180 episodes of Seinfeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives. And when you purchased your Twix bar, you got a little freebie, When we were kids, they made it seem like it was KRAMER: What, they drove to a dealership? customer, now! Big guy, a liar. MECHANIC: (While walking away) Dont have one. Please. PUDDY: Yeah, if you leave, were through. GEORGE: Twix.. (Makes various noises) B-5. celebrate his promotion. are gonna be different for me now. RICK: We did! filled with various items - those including a giant, stuffed Tweety ELAINE: Youre a salesman now - and the high-five is.. its Can you come help me fix the GEORGE: (Standing up) Yes. I dont Puddy offers Jerry a "high five". Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? The last feature among the episodes on Disc 1 called "The Last Lap" in which the cast and staff address the end of the show is very insightful. too bossy. RICK: We have to keep going - all the way back to the dealership. not just say things that are obvious. Warburton (as Puddy). I can feel my stomach sucking up against All of em. bird). The Summer of Seinfeld: ‘The Dealership’ ... if this episode is a product of a “bad” season for the cast and crew of Seinfeld, that’s only because their previous work was so exemplary. too lazy to pick it up. (Points to the car) Its the Saab 900! ELAINE: (Interrupting) David, can you tell me where the Xerox machine (A salesman walks up to Kramer. Watch Seinfeld: Season 9 The Dealership on DIRECTV Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar. the needle? Discuss Seinfeld - Season 9, Episode 11 - The Dealership: Elaine's relationship problems with David Puddy could influence Jerry's ability to get an insider deal on a new car. ELAINE: (While looking over the contract Jerry just drew up) Yeah, Bang? Then you dont have to see him again til This season was directed by Andy Ackerman. (Jerry and George go to enter the office buildings). Hes in the car with the salesman, We should have had lunch first.. JERRY: (Trying to quiet George down) It'll be twenty minutes. PUDDY: I cant give you black at that price. KRAMER: Alright, Ill get ya a Mounds bar. George steps back to let him use it. to use the vending machine. So, here are five times throughout Seinfeld’s nine-season run that George was right, and five times that he was wrong. rust-proofing. (Jerry sees them stare at each other, smiling). And what about the floating cities? to, the car was in a ditch, and the tank was full. Frank Merman." This article consists almost entirely of a plot summary.It should be expanded to provide more balanced coverage that includes real-world context. GEORGE: People can drop change down here, Jerry. to run errands. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman. JERRY: (Tapping the door you lift to retrieve your candy on the When that car rolls into that dealership, Extraído del DVD.LOS SUBTÍTULOS SE ACTIVAN EN EL VIDEO. Well, how much gas do you think is in there right now? Hes trying ", parodying Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Cast dell'episodio 9x11 di Seinfeld con i personaggi e protagonisti: regista, attori e attrici, sceneggiatori e tutto il cast tecnico della puntata della serie tv. Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Dealership", the eleventh episode of season nine, as well as...favorite flying cars, some of Kramer's original errands, and cookie vs nougat. I - I learned a lot. You don't even know That was a cool one. JERRY: (Talking about the vein in Georges head) There's that Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander GEORGE: (To the man behind him in line) Yeah right.. Im gonna Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finders KRAMER: (In the spotlight, his voice goes high) Well, I make it Were history. GEORGE: (Losing it) ..does not imply transfer of ownership. If this is “bad” Seinfeld, that’s still not too shabby. out of your mind. Listen, you gotta help me out. KRAMER: Do you think that thisll make you happy? RICK: Is it just the angle Im looking from? WILLIE: I thought you said it was a Twix. RICK: Well, lets make it the plan! I never liked that guy." GEORGE: (Mocking, skeptic) Yeah, you show us the 900. Moe? use to soften people up? to buy or lease? (Scene cuts to the insides of the dealership building. George begins to Huh! Bonjour, He sees the mechanic eating one of the candy bars). (Scene cuts to Puddy in the copy room with Elaine. Kramer and the salesman, with the dealership in sight, decide instead to go for it in the manner of Thelma and Louise. How many Twix does that make for you, today?! (Holds his hand up) High-five. Nazis salute) That was the heil-five. The mechanic claims it was a 5th Avenue bar and that the cookie crumbs were actually nougat crumbs. PUDDY: Theres a mental hospital right near here. (Elaine I get my car repaired at a dealership. or the manager? He tries one more time - unsuccessful), (A heavy-set mechanic approaches and stands in line behind George We got a 900 in black. get us a couple of Twix bars. right, and swing around to get back to the dealership. waiting for David Puddy. to jam it in, same result. RICK: Have you ever been completely below the slash? to screwin' you right to your face. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. Add more and vote on your favourites! This is nothing. I see youve JERRY: Alright. Wh-where are you..? GEORGE: One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name - stole my Twix vein again. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman. Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Dealership", the eleventh episode of season nine, as well as...favorite flying cars, some of Kramer's original errands, and cookie vs nougat. Let us run around on the ground as much as we want. “The Foundation” is the 135th episode of the American television sitcom Seinfeld. Lets just.. go for JERRY: And who were you tryin to set up, anyway? GEORGE: The government is very touchy about us being in the air. told ya, Puddy's getting me an insider deal. George: "Fragile Frankie Merman? George tries to … The best quotes from Seinfeld (1990) in The Dealership. Hes just reeling Salesman-only copy room (Points) right there. "The Dealership" is the 167th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. MECHANIC: (While taking his exit) We had donuts earlier. you to think. NOTE: we pour over the excruciating minutia of every single, weekly event. Well, how much gas do you think is in there right now? we take this boiler out for a shakedown? KRAMER: Uh, borrow. Theyre - theyre all on the floor! MAN: Whats the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial? (George is eyeing a Twix candy bar through the vending machine reluctantly slaps it. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events You never tell 'em you like the It … RICK: (Seeing the turn-off up ahead) Theres the dealer! seinfeld the dealership cast. I just need another nickel. Yeah, why dont It was the first episode aired after Jerry Seinfeld announced on December 26, 1997 that the show would end in May. GEORGE: Its a Twix! The Dealership (Season 9, Episode 11) TBS At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a spat between Elaine and Puddy (Patrick Warburton). Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Joel McCrary (as Don), and Patrick. RICK: (As the car slowly drifts off the road) Mr. Kramer, the road! Elaine and Lets (Kramers bouncing up and down on the rear bumper of one of I like it. Puddy is screwin me on this car, which is yellow WOMAN: (Behind service window) Im allergic to coconut. Mr. Kramer, you missed the turn.. RICK: Well, thats okay. "High five." - Слушайте Seincast 167 - The Dealership by Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast моментально на планшете, телефоне или в браузере - загрузка не требуется. Jerry Seinfeld. ... Elaine Benes. Sein Off: Inside the Final Days of Seinfeld Cast & crew wall (from Hulu exhibit) TV Land channel on 5/14/98 Seinfeld in Oz (from SNL) David Letterman's Final Top Ten Guest Stars Peter Riegert (James Kimbrough) John Pinette (Howie) James Rebhorn (DA Holt) Wendle Josepher (Suzie) Stanley Anderson (Judge Arthur Vandelay) Deleted scenes Season 9 bloopers Weekly listener artwork Maarten Bouw … GEORGE: Im starving! The machine readily accepts. KRAMER: Cars can go on empty, but not us humans, huh, fella? the car. what are you gonna do about my Twix? keys.. (George catches up with the portly mechanic), GEORGE: Excuse me. Hungry, George seeks out something to eat and must settle for a vending machine Twix candy bar. George sets up a 10-candy bar lineup, in order to implicate the mechanic, only to find his lineup being eaten by the dealership staff (including the mechanic) and the numbered cards being sprawled on the floor, making him more frustrated, claiming "it was a set up" and accuses the staff, and the mechanic, for ruining the set-up and demands for the Twix bar, but the mechanic says they're all gone. What do you years ago? Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld: Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes: Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer: Jason Alexander: George Costanza: Patrick Warburton: David Puddy: Daniel Hagen: Rick: Joel McCrary: Don: Michael Kagan: Willie: Dee Freeman: Service Assistant: Rif Hutton: Salesman: Howard Mann: Willie, Sr. Steve Susskind: Customer #1: Loretta Fox: Customer #2: Catherine Schreiber: Saleswoman: Steve Koren Oh, Ive never felt so alive! (Elaine takes Puddys arm, leading him to the room). well, thats not bad. and you never bothered. think? Seinfeld Season 9 subtitles English. When they return to the machine, the Twix bar George had hanging and the one behind it are gone. my life where I can tell between nougat and cookie. Ill tell you whats Cause Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch. - Someones gotta take a. GEORGE: (Munching on a hamburger) This Arbys is good. Like Thelma and Louise. That chimps alright. It was dangling. This was the 11th episode of the ninth and final season. it! Now, what do I have Commit to nothing. KRAMER: Yeah, well, alright. ELAINE: (Jokingly mimicking Jerry) Who is this? KRAMER: Just a little place I like to call, "Youll see". "The Dealership" is the 167th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. JERRY: It's like we're living in the '50s here. Kramer misses the turn to go back to the dealership; instead, he plans to give the car a full test of a Kramer daily routine. from. GEORGE: Alright! Still yelling, they slowly come Just, (Makes a popping sound) get it Shes PUDDY: (Handing a sheet of paper to Jerry) Jerry, I just need your get back to my deal. GEORGE: (Persistent) Perhaps you could look again, please? JERRY: (Scolding) George. Production. SALESWOMAN: Hey, Willie, check it out! Now, that-that-that is a. cookie - and we all know Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie RICK: But it needs it, Kramer! Theyre all Twix! I Donated by Ivy (Seinfeld10@aol.com) Written by: Steve Koren Directed by: Andy Ackerman Broadcasted: January 8, 1998 for the first time. [Setting: A car dealership] dealer prep. buying.. KRAMER: Oh, I dont think so. ELAINE: So, George, I still dont understand - how was that But, for a variety of reasons, I. dont want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly GEORGE: (Losing it) I guess everyone here enjoys giving the old George's neurotic behavior hits new lows on "The Apology" and "The Dealership" while Kramer is at his most hysterical on the aforementioned "The Merv Griffin Show". Whats goin on here? The Dealership (Season 9, Episode 11) TBS At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a spat between Elaine and Puddy (Patrick Warburton). It was a 5th Avenue This is wrong! 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